On 2nd of Oct, a bunch of most notorious boys of the building (where I reside) did something strange! Usually they are the one's whom I have seen doing nothing apart from their usual daily dose of Irritating the monkeys of the area, screaming while I am gobbling in books to disturb everyone around( Off course that everyone is just me!) and making unnecessary noises while playing the gentelman's game(gosh! I am being harsh, Now Who doesn't do this) and throwing air of foul languages (that includes two common ones starting from M and B around) for whatever reason I don't know at each other. On that day, One of them came and helped me lift the garage while I was parking my car, The other one smiled and wished me “Good day!”, I was walking dumbstruck back upstairs smiling when One of them wished me “A happy Gandi jayanti” and said “ Aaj Poore din bas Gandhigiri aur kuch nahi...”!! they burst into loud laughs... I noticed them doing great behavior whole day to everyone around, Now this goes for a toast! I salute You Mr Raju Hirani, You rock!
By the way , I caught up with Anushree Didi, on that day too! she is an amazing sister, a responsible daughter , an amazing performing artist and Have just started blogging too very recently, I love her Hindi posts a lot :) ( Take a look at her awesome blog HERE)!
(Now I am being specifically warned to not tell so many details about this awesome meeting So I will share a little gist)
She took me out for lunch, We ordered mexican Parathas ( god knows why they are called so, I saw them coming out from the kitchen counter of the restaurant where we were, Its located in Swaroop Nagar Kanpur, Then why were they called mexican and the cost seemed as if the Import taxes from mexico are also added... Thank god! It was Anu Didi's treat. And I felt so stupid when I saw, Knife and fork in the plate! DAMN! I avoided the south Indian for the same reason! F**k! I better learn how to use them in public, I am always afraid that If I will do so, I eat in such a haste that while doing my kalakari, Someday My fork or knife shall slip out of my hand and like a rising pendulam, It might hit the nose of a lady sitting on next table and I might have to pay a bigger cheque after meal, which might include my medical bill too along with hers!
I remember one day while While sitting at MacDonald, I have this habit of opening the ketchup sashes, from the corner of my teeth just the same way, Dharamveer ( Akshay khanna in movie border) used to open the pins of hand grenade, this habit always creates a mess around me, I remember incidents of spilling the sauce on my shirt/on shirt of the person sitting right in front/on top of the girl sitting in front/on hairs of the girls nearby/on glasses of my own specticals and many more... Gosh! I don't know why they write when on the small pack, with some scissors image to tear the sachey from a certain point, I mean who On earth carries scissors in hand to do it! Plus, This too means... that India surely is a land of festivals, Where you have people like me around, You never know when Holi is about to come! F**k! Did you find this boring? Who on earth told ya to read it! LoL ( By the way – This commonly used abbreviation means – laugh out Loud, Not something else by the same first Initial – I have heard so many people speaking - “Woh Lol hai/Tum Lol ho/Hum Lol hain etc etc... they sure means something else, I have a clue as to what it can be... But then let it be! Lets keep this place pure! LOL! :D he he he... )
My hahaha – means a healthy smile and He he he means a wicked one in bits and pieces, Imagine my naughty face now or do something more worthwhile! He he he!
I know - Next time you will take the disclaimer more seriously! :D
By the way – With Your due wishes and prayers of some loved ones, I am still safe! My milk man comes by late at light, the other day, I was snoozing when he buzzed by, I took the milk, put it up on stove, came back, crashed on couch, slept again! F**k! How on earth can I be so damn! Careless! I waked up thankfully in 35 minutes, smelled something fishy! The Milk had converted into some black ashes! I wondered if Milk in its ingredients have something like wood pulp which is used in making papers... it seemed exactly the same as if a paper is burnt to hell! Anyways... I was safe! It could have caught fire from the cylinder too But thankfully that dint happen :) I promised myself never to be so damn stupid again!